Note: This was written from a female’s perspective.
You know you’re in a long-term relationship when…
You no longer feel the need to have your ‘face’ on 24/7, because if he’s still with you after seeing your real mug, he ain’t going anywhere now.
Netflix and chill actually means Netflix and chill… and Pringles.
You love his dog as if he was your own.
Meeting in the kitchen for a ‘cup a tae’ counts as a date.
You STILL can’t agree on a place to eat.
Your family like him more than they like you.
Sitting together in silence while you both scroll through Facebook qualifies as quality time.
He drives you cracked when he’s around but you miss him when he’s not. (Puke.)
There are TV shows that you’re not allowed to watch on your own because you’re now both fully committed to a series.
The amount of “kisses” put at the end of a text has slowly decreased over the years. (Just out of pure laziness.)
You see it as a romantic gesture when he leaves the room to fart.
He tells you off for eating things you shouldn’t because he knows you’re gonna complain about being fat later… and he’s probably right.
You know each other’s passwords for everything but you couldn’t even be arsed having a snoop.
Based on true events.