2017 · humour · Random posts · Uncategorized

TV Shows described in 5 words

The following post is based on my own personal opinions and impressions of several TV shows that I have watched over the years. It is not meant as a review so don't come cryin' to me if you don't like how I've described the shows. That is all.   This post was written for the… Continue reading TV Shows described in 5 words

2017 · humour · Random posts · Uncategorized

A list of Sh*t I hate

The opinions expressed in the following post are personal and are not intended to offend or upset anyone. However, if this does occur; please pick up the nearest phone and call someone who cares. Kidding, kidding... For anyone who is reading this and hasn't ever read any of my other stuff, I'm warning you now;… Continue reading A list of Sh*t I hate

2017 · humour · Random posts

The ‘D’ word

The following post is based on personal experiences and may contain mature themes... (Bet you're curious now...) Sooo, I got lost driving around Mougins (Moo-zhan) today because I felt like too much of a dumbass to go back into the house to ask someone how to use the SatNav, so I just drove in a… Continue reading The ‘D’ word

2017 · humour · Powerlifting · Random posts · Travel · Uncategorized · work

Miss me yet?

Note: I don't even know yet if I'm going to write anything offensive, but just in case... No offence is intended in the writing of this blog. If you do get offended, then you obviously have no sense of humour and you shouldn't be here. K, bye... I know you all can't see it, but while… Continue reading Miss me yet?

2017 · Powerlifting · Travel · work

Au revoir… for now

Warning: The following post is guaranteed to cause a serious dose of 'the watery eyes' once you read the news.     Bonjour! Well that's it... the extent of my French. So here's my news; *drum-roll*.........I'm moving to the South of France!  To be more specific, I'm moving to a place 10 minutes from Cannes… Continue reading Au revoir… for now

2017 · Family · humour · Random posts · Relationships

What parents say VS what they actually mean

The characters and events in this blog are fictitious. Any apparent similarity to real persons is not intended by the author and is either a coincidence or the product of your own troubled imagination. (I'd like to be able to say that I came up with that myself, but no, I had to copy and… Continue reading What parents say VS what they actually mean

2017 · Powerlifting · Random posts · Relationships · work

What not to do…

Warning: The following post contains a serious dose of sarcasm. Based on true events... Don't panic, don't panic, I'm back and it's good to be back! Right, so here's the shtory... I haven't blogged in almost 3 months, because to be completely honest, I haven't felt like myself for quite a while and if I… Continue reading What not to do…

2017 · Random posts · Travel · work

Decisions, decisions…

So here I am, sitting on the couch, being kicked by a snoring dog and I have a thought; why don't I get my laptop, go online and have an aul' moan about life... so here goes... Right, so this is going to be less of a topic-focused piece of writing and more of a… Continue reading Decisions, decisions…

Random posts

Being a Teenager VS Being an Adult

This was written from a female's perspective. No offence was intended in the writing of this blog... The Intro. Being 23 (and a half), I have been out of teenage-hood (I don't know if that's a thing or not) for over four years now. Personally, I have a bit of a love/hate relationship with the… Continue reading Being a Teenager VS Being an Adult

Powerlifting

The waiting game…

To read the first part of this story, click here... A continuation... Despite getting loads of emails and letters from thousands of my fans requesting a new blog post, I kept putting off writing this until I had enough news. OK, maybe not thousands, but I do have like 2 fans and I promise one of… Continue reading The waiting game…

2017 · Powerlifting

My 2017 so far

WELL! I'm new enough to this whole blogging thing and I haven't got the biggest following, so I spent the last few days wrecking my own head trying to think of the perfect topic to post about hoping that people might like to read it. After days of thinking way too hard about it, of… Continue reading My 2017 so far

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15 things that might be worse than Monday

Written from a female's perspective. Based on true events.   (1) Getting to the bottom of a Cornetto to find little or no chocolate. *Heart breaks*   (2) When you get home, open your takeaway food and find that they have put dirty, rotten ketchup on your burger... Or gotten your order wrong, but personally,… Continue reading 15 things that might be worse than Monday

Relationships

You know you’re in a long-term relationship when…

Note: This was written from a female's perspective. You know you're in a long-term relationship when... 1) You no longer feel the need to have your 'face' on 24/7, because if he's still with you after seeing your real mug, he ain't going anywhere now.   2) Netflix and chill actually means Netflix and chill...… Continue reading You know you’re in a long-term relationship when…

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Do we ever stick to our resolutions?

As 2016 comes to a close, I find myself coming up with a mental list of things I would like to achieve in the coming year. I'm sure I'm not the only one and I'm also sure I'm not the only one to never get to the end of the list! What is it about… Continue reading Do we ever stick to our resolutions?