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The 2018 Poem

Warning: If you don’t like poems, you won’t like this post, because: DUN DUN DUNNN; it has a poem. It’s a cool poem though… I promise… So keep reading…   Well, how is everyone doing? Enter answer here –>______________ Just kidding, you can’t do that. Sorry. That would have been cool… Anyways, I haven’t written…

You know you work in a bar when…

Warning part in case I offend someone:  *Read this sentence if you are easily offended: The following blog is completely fictitious. Now skip to the list. **Read this sentence if you are not easily offended: The following blog is completely true and I mean every word of it. Read on… First bit… Holy-moley, it has…

Click here for free cake

Please read the following post at your own risk. I can almost guarantee that it contains an absolute hape of sarcasm, exaggeration, sh*te-talk and some unintentional insults…. Well, kind of unintentional…. So, let me set the scene for you… It’s 3.27am on a Friday morning. I’m wide awake in bed with a dressing gown and…

A list of Sh*t I hate

The opinions expressed in the following post are personal and are not intended to offend or upset anyone. However, if this does occur; please pick up the nearest phone and call someone who cares. Kidding, kidding… For anyone who is reading this and hasn’t ever read any of my other stuff, I’m warning you now;…

The ‘D’ word

The following post is based on personal experiences and may contain mature themes… (Bet you’re curious now…) Sooo, I got lost driving around Mougins (Moo-zhan) today because I felt like too much of a dumbass to go back into the house to ask someone how to use the SatNav, so I just drove in a…