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The 2018 Poem

Warning: If you don’t like poems, you won’t like this post, because: DUN DUN DUNNN; it has a poem. It’s a cool poem though… I promise… So keep reading…   Well, how is everyone doing? Enter answer here –>______________ Just kidding, you can’t do that. Sorry. That would have been cool… Anyways, I haven’t written…

You know you work in a bar when…

Warning part in case I offend someone:  *Read this sentence if you are easily offended: The following blog is completely fictitious. Now skip to the list. **Read this sentence if you are not easily offended: The following blog is completely true and I mean every word of it. Read on… First bit… Holy-moley, it has…

A list of Sh*t I hate

The opinions expressed in the following post are personal and are not intended to offend or upset anyone. However, if this does occur; please pick up the nearest phone and call someone who cares. Kidding, kidding… For anyone who is reading this and hasn’t ever read any of my other stuff, I’m warning you now;…

The ‘D’ word

The following post is based on personal experiences and may contain mature themes… (Bet you’re curious now…) Sooo, I got lost driving around Mougins (Moo-zhan) today because I felt like too much of a dumbass to go back into the house to ask someone how to use the SatNav, so I just drove in a…

Au revoir… for now

Warning: The following post is guaranteed to cause a serious dose of ‘the watery eyes’ once you read the news.     Bonjour! Well that’s it… the extent of my French. So here’s my news; *drum-roll*………I’m moving to the South of France!  To be more specific, I’m moving to a place 10 minutes from Cannes…