Warning: If you don’t like poems, you won’t like this post, because: DUN DUN DUNNN; it has a poem. It’s a cool poem though… I promise… So keep reading… Well, how is everyone doing? Enter answer here –>______________ Just kidding, you can’t do that. Sorry. That would have been cool… Anyways, I haven’t written…
Warning part in case I offend someone: *Read this sentence if you are easily offended: The following blog is completely fictitious. Now skip to the list. **Read this sentence if you are not easily offended: The following blog is completely true and I mean every word of it. Read on… First bit… Holy-moley, it has…
The following post is based on my own personal opinions and impressions of several TV shows that I have watched over the years. It is not meant as a review so don’t come cryin’ to me if you don’t like how I’ve described the shows. That is all. This post was written for the…
The opinions expressed in the following post are personal and are not intended to offend or upset anyone. However, if this does occur; please pick up the nearest phone and call someone who cares. Kidding, kidding… For anyone who is reading this and hasn’t ever read any of my other stuff, I’m warning you now;…
The following post is based on personal experiences and may contain mature themes… (Bet you’re curious now…) Sooo, I got lost driving around Mougins (Moo-zhan) today because I felt like too much of a dumbass to go back into the house to ask someone how to use the SatNav, so I just drove in a…
Note: I don’t even know yet if I’m going to write anything offensive, but just in case… No offence is intended in the writing of this blog. If you do get offended, then you obviously have no sense of humour and you shouldn’t be here. K, bye… I know you all can’t see it, but while…
Warning: The following post is guaranteed to cause a serious dose of ‘the watery eyes’ once you read the news. Bonjour! Well that’s it… the extent of my French. So here’s my news; *drum-roll*………I’m moving to the South of France! To be more specific, I’m moving to a place 10 minutes from Cannes…
