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The 2018 Poem

Warning: If you don’t like poems, you won’t like this post, because: DUN DUN DUNNN; it has a poem. It’s a cool poem though… I promise… So keep reading…   Well, how is everyone doing? Enter answer here –>______________ Just kidding, you can’t do that. Sorry. That would have been cool… Anyways, I haven’t written…

Click here for free cake

Please read the following post at your own risk. I can almost guarantee that it contains an absolute hape of sarcasm, exaggeration, sh*te-talk and some unintentional insults…. Well, kind of unintentional…. So, let me set the scene for you… It’s 3.27am on a Friday morning. I’m wide awake in bed with a dressing gown and…

Au revoir… for now

Warning: The following post is guaranteed to cause a serious dose of ‘the watery eyes’ once you read the news.     Bonjour! Well that’s it… the extent of my French. So here’s my news; *drum-roll*………I’m moving to the South of France!  To be more specific, I’m moving to a place 10 minutes from Cannes…

What not to do…

Warning: The following post contains a serious dose of sarcasm. Based on true events… Don’t panic, don’t panic, I’m back and it’s good to be back! Right, so here’s the shtory… I haven’t blogged in almost 3 months, because to be completely honest, I haven’t felt like myself for quite a while and if I…

Decisions, decisions…

So here I am, sitting on the couch, being kicked by a snoring dog and I have a thought; why don’t I get my laptop, go online and have an aul’ moan about life… so here goes… Right, so this is going to be less of a topic-focused piece of writing and more of a…