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The 2018 Poem

Warning: If you don’t like poems, you won’t like this post, because: DUN DUN DUNNN; it has a poem. It’s a cool poem though… I promise… So keep reading…   Well, how is everyone doing? Enter answer here –>______________ Just kidding, you can’t do that. Sorry. That would have been cool… Anyways, I haven’t written…

You know you work in a bar when…

Warning part in case I offend someone:  *Read this sentence if you are easily offended: The following blog is completely fictitious. Now skip to the list. **Read this sentence if you are not easily offended: The following blog is completely true and I mean every word of it. Read on… First bit… Holy-moley, it has…

That Saturday…

Warning: The following blog may contain some feels. Sh*t gets real. Like, really real.   I almost had to blow dust and cobwebs off the laptop keyboard it’s been that long since I’ve written anything. It has been a hectic few months because of work mostly, so I genuinely didn’t get much of a chance…

What not to do…

Warning: The following post contains a serious dose of sarcasm. Based on true events… Don’t panic, don’t panic, I’m back and it’s good to be back! Right, so here’s the shtory… I haven’t blogged in almost 3 months, because to be completely honest, I haven’t felt like myself for quite a while and if I…

Decisions, decisions…

So here I am, sitting on the couch, being kicked by a snoring dog and I have a thought; why don’t I get my laptop, go online and have an aul’ moan about life… so here goes… Right, so this is going to be less of a topic-focused piece of writing and more of a…