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The 2018 Poem

Warning: If you don’t like poems, you won’t like this post, because: DUN DUN DUNNN; it has a poem. It’s a cool poem though… I promise… So keep reading…   Well, how is everyone doing? Enter answer here –>______________ Just kidding, you can’t do that. Sorry. That would have been cool… Anyways, I haven’t written…

You know you work in a bar when…

Warning part in case I offend someone:  *Read this sentence if you are easily offended: The following blog is completely fictitious. Now skip to the list. **Read this sentence if you are not easily offended: The following blog is completely true and I mean every word of it. Read on… First bit… Holy-moley, it has…

That Saturday…

Warning: The following blog may contain some feels. Sh*t gets real. Like, really real.   I almost had to blow dust and cobwebs off the laptop keyboard it’s been that long since I’ve written anything. It has been a hectic few months because of work mostly, so I genuinely didn’t get much of a chance…

Click here for free cake

Please read the following post at your own risk. I can almost guarantee that it contains an absolute hape of sarcasm, exaggeration, sh*te-talk and some unintentional insults…. Well, kind of unintentional…. So, let me set the scene for you… It’s 3.27am on a Friday morning. I’m wide awake in bed with a dressing gown and…

Au revoir… for now

Warning: The following post is guaranteed to cause a serious dose of ‘the watery eyes’ once you read the news.     Bonjour! Well that’s it… the extent of my French. So here’s my news; *drum-roll*………I’m moving to the South of France!  To be more specific, I’m moving to a place 10 minutes from Cannes…